ugh my mom (shes my hairdresser) was too sick to cut ma hurrr
next weekend maybe
ouui:
it sucks wehn somethinng used to be ok and then posers stole it and now its embarrassing aka keds nirvana t shirts ray bans coldplay etc
this is hipster speak in disguise
my blog was already shit and now it just got shitter
help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
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I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter says “can I take your order?” they reply “I don’t know can you?”
found this on someone’s facebook
I can’t believe no one’s assassinated M. Night Shyamalan yet.
what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
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